Archive for February, 2014

Recipe For Bear Pancakes

Friday, February 28th, 2014

Sell Your Sex Tapes

Friday, February 28th, 2014

Not shy and need a few extra bucks? Here’s a part-time job with immediate benefits. You don’t have to be professionals (in fact “professionals” are barred) – just turn on the camera and go … and come.

http://www.sellyoursextape.com/tour.html

Warning: this site contains strong sexual content and is not affiliated with this blog.

Neon Movie Posters

Friday, February 28th, 2014

I love neon. These beautiful creations are by the ‘Doodling Daddio,’ Mr. Whaite.  See more of his creations here.

DELETE IT!

Friday, February 28th, 2014


When you think of Apple computers, you think of sleek, well-designed, simple elegance. That’s why the computer world is roaring over the new Steve Jobs memorial statue about to be installed at Apple’s Cupertino HQ.  Unveiled on February 25th, Jobs birthday, the design was chosen from over 10,000 entries.

I think it sucks. The piece could not be more inappropriate if they put Jobs on a horse with a sword in his hand.

Read more here.

Butt Drugs: Free Parking In Rear

Friday, February 28th, 2014

Three generations of Butts have owned a pharmacy in Corydon, Indianna and it’s quite an asset. Being the Butt of jokes cannot be fun, Butt the family has kissed their name – and made a helluva commercial:

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Butt Drugs neither endorses, supports, nor recommends alcohol enemas currently used for recreational purposes on college campuses.  Read more here.

Old Guys’ Selfies, 1920

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

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He Lost His Cookies

Thursday, February 27th, 2014


Oscar Pistorius is the South African double-amputee Olympian charged with the gunshot murder of his beautiful girlfriend. He shot her through the bathroom door where, it is alleged, she was trying to hide from him.  He said it was an accident.

Charly’s Bakery posted photos of cookies decorated with images of Pistorius and messages such as “And the Oscar goes to … jail,” and one of a toilet door and a sign reading “Caution using toilet please don’t shoot!”  Another cookie showed Pistorius in front of the Nike logo with the words “Just do it. He did it.”

South African media published the photos of Charly’s Bakery cookies with the message: “Not sure if these are in good taste, but they sure taste good.”

After a firestorm of negative publicity, the bakery stopped making the cookies and apologized to the victim’s family.

What’s In A Name?

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

Since this photo was taken, Ms. Hooker has had her beautiful baby.

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Before Madonna Was Called “Mom”

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

Be Careful What You Wish For

Thursday, February 27th, 2014


The anti-gay wedding bill was vetoed in Arizona yesterday. The proposed law said that people who cater weddings, such as florists and bakers, should not be forced to serve gay ceremonies if it’s against their “religious beliefs.”  Now they are legally required to.

Symbolically it’s a victory for gay rights.  Practically, to me, it’s a potential nightmare for gay couples.  I foresee an ocean of wilted flowers, watered-down drinks, mediocre food, and faulty air conditioning in the blazing Arizona heat.  People often rebel when the government forces new mandates on individual freedom.

In the early ’60’s there was a push-back against anti-discrimination laws in the South.  I remember one interview with an angry, white barber who said, “I don’t know how to cut colored hair!”  He proved his statement again and again when he was forced to provide haircuts to black customers.  The law was followed but there were many black men walking around town with odd haircuts.

I hope anti-gay marriage retailers are professional enough to do their best for any wedding. But I’m afraid when it comes to human nature, gays won’t be able to have their wedding cake – and eat it too.