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Did Bill Hang Out at a Nude Beach?

Friday, August 28th, 2009

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Bill Clinton may possibly have gone to a nude beach on Martha’s Vineyard this summer. This seems to be “news” on Fox TV, specifically Bill O’Reilly’s “Factor”.  With much snickering and embarrassed smirks (just like in Junior High), O’Reilly finally admitted he didn’t think so – but seemed delighted to run the story and get to the bottom of it.  So, Bill O got to titillate his right-wing nut viewers with ridiculous, heavily-digitized shots of nude sunbathers showing only their feet (!) and still stand on the side of moral prudery.  It was pretty funny.

As someone who has enjoyed nude beaches and resorts across America for many years, I can tell you, it’s certainly no big thing.  At least that’s what many nude sunbathers have told me.

Remember, this is a nation which was founded by a bunch of religious prigs no one else wanted in their countries.  Their obscene philosophies on sex and morality have polluted young minds here for centuries.  If this nation can withstand those ugly ideas (and pictures of a topless Dr. Laura) I think we’ll survive Ex-Prez Bill flopping around in the sun.  Hillary?  Not so much.

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