May 23, 2019

May 23rd, 2019

I’m Sooo Enjoying This!

Baby Jesus Doesn’t Want To Take A Bath

May 23rd, 2019
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Jesus walking on water:  https://www.google.com/


The Cat King

May 22nd, 2019

Tuffy the Cat is HUGE and enjoying life! As a Maine Coon, he continues to grow (20-pounds++) and is the kindest, most gentle cat ever. He still has a few health problems (an occasional seizure and weight control) but he lives for lap pets, tossed paper balls and treats – and he excels at luxuriously-long naps in his hidey houses.

I know the Verona Street Animal Shelter has a wonderful selection of new feline friends for Spring. Maybe one will adopt you!

When You Live On The 18th Floor…

May 22nd, 2019

… you pay attention when fire engines pull up to your building with sirens screaming. In fact the sounds are intensified by the concrete “canyon.” 

There’s really no reason to become alarmed however – those ladders only go as high as the 6th floor and the elevators are automatically turned off.

What to do in a high-rise fire? https://www.google.com/

The Patron Saint Of Fireworks

May 21st, 2019
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If you’re at a large fireworks display and something goes awry, Saint Barbara’s the one to call for protection.  In fact, it might be a good idea to pray to her before the show to avoid the rush.

In the 2nd century, Barbara was the daughter of a rich pagan named Dioscorus who kept her locked in a tower to keep her chaste for the marriage of his choice. But Barbara had other ideas.  She nixed Dad’s pick for Bachelor #1 and worse, she became a Christian.

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Her Father was not too pleased with this nonsense and drew his sword to kill her.  Miraculously the tower wall opened and Barbara was transported to a mountain gorge filled with sheep and two sheperds.  One of the sheperds turned her back over to her Father and immediately came to a bad end. He turned to stone and his flock became a swarm of locusts. (Try selling those at the Sheep Fair!)

Barbara’s Father dragged her before the prefect of the province, Martinianus, who had her cruelly tortured and condemned to death by beheading. Since her Father was still pissed off, he got to lop off her head himself!  However, as punishment for executing his own daughter, (here come the fireworks) he was struck by lightning on the way home and his body was consumed by flames. It’s said Barbara’s tomb became the site of explosive miracles. Really.

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List of Patron Saints:  https://en.wikipedia.org/

“God’s Loophole”

May 20th, 2019

Stick This

May 20th, 2019
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Stick figures: https://www.google.com/

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Beautiful Night – Rochester, New York

May 19th, 2019

My New Desktop:

(Whenever I put up a new terrace picture, some people ask if they can use it. Of course you can; I’m honored! You can find many more by typing ‘terrace pictures’ in my search box.)

Asswipe Tries To Steal The 4th of July!

May 19th, 2019

He’s Not Getting It

In other words, FUCK YOU, ASSWIPE!

****Saturday Trumpeez****

May 18th, 2019